….he bumps into the Stan Lee cameo in the movie and just goes down on his knees and goes “oh my god, It’s God, and he’s dressed as a school crossing guard”!
oh my goodness, if this isn’t the cutest thing i dont know oh wow
still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.
BROCONUTm a n g ERI NE
too good to not reblog
How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?
isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor
I knew that was coming
Michael Lee - “Radiation” (Rustbelt 2014)
"How do you tell a child the future will be beautiful when their eyelids are burned shut?"
Performing during prelims at the 2014 Rustbelt Regional Poetry Slam.